Bait Your Hook

"Well, if the fish isn't on your line,
Bait your hook and keep on trying.
Don't let him get you down,
There's other boys around."

--The Marvelettes, "Too Many Fish in the Sea."

Wow, look at all the fish in this water! They are EVERYWHERE. :)

Now, a public service announcement.

Straight boys, listen up: I've had... enough... of the moody, brooding, over-analytical type who get lost inside their own bullsh*t.

Where's the man who is bold enough to just do what's on his mind? Go after what he wants? That's the guy I want. Yep, I'm intimidating as ALL HELL. Brilliant, talented, athletic, tall, blond, attractive. I'm what you say you all want. And then you chicken OUT when you meet me.

Man up. A woman only wants SO many pen pals.

And then she just wants a MAN.

The guy who is bold enough to ask me out and confident in himself to believe that he deserves such a wonderful woman in his life?

Call me.